I was awake at a ridiculous hour this morning. I stumbled into my kitchen around 4:45am, only to end up with my foot on a HUGE SHARD of GLASS! I did the dramatic collapse to the floor. Looked around while I was down there and noticed a few more small shards of glass around the location of the injury. Someone had broken a glass and kept that information from me. Isn't it a known fact that you inform the woman of the house when something like that happens?
I decided to soak my foot in Epsom salt & warm water, as I got some early morning work done. The shard was in an impossible location for me to work on getting the thing out. I would have to be some kind of acrobat.
The husband woke around 7:45am.
I say to husband: "Did a glass break in our kitchen this weekend?"
H: "Yes, but I cleaned it all up."
Me: "Oh, actually, there is a HUGE SHARD of GLASS in my foot right now. (under my breath) You clearly didn't clean ALL of it up."
H: "Let me see if I can get it out."
Me: "OK"
Initial picture of this Life Threatening Accident:
Mr. Blah Blah Blogger at work - this lasted about half an hour (or MORE) by the way. I think he was repaying me for all of the snark & attitude I have put out over the years.
Check out that fancy lighting device from the garage. Pretty sanitary if you ask me.
And finally - The glass is out - I am healed.
Hope your Sunday has started out better than mine!
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10 comments:
You are hilarious :0)
Nice one
I died laughing at this. Not that you were in pain...but the graphics were AWESOME
I think this has serious potential as a new TV program next fall.
i once had a roofing nail stuck in my foot.. so cry me a river cry baby.
Did someone anonymous just comment that I was a cry baby??? I think so. Let me go ahead and set the record straight - I have birthed 3 children and about 15 kidney stones...I am the furthest thing from a cry baby!
I can't believe people actually leave nasty comments on someone else's blog...Crazy...Hope your foot is feeling better!
Oh and I have birthed 3 kiddos also and only have had ONE kidney stone when I was 9 months pregnant..Those things are WORSE than child birth!
Did someone seriously just leave that comment?!?!?!
I cannot believe people who leave nasty comments....
But anyway the day after Christmas I was walking my dog and got a 5 inch piece of glass in my foot. Had to be taken to the ER and it hurt like hell!!! I didn't have to get stiches but I couldn't walk on it for about 4 weeks.
After I finally recovered I got another piece of glass stuck in my heel. It was small but it too hurt like hell. Instead of going to the ER I got some tweezers and fingernail clippers and after two hours managed to dig it out. All better!!!
Sorry about your foot and my novel of a comment. Love the pics by the way!!!
Awww.....I feel for you! Why is it that the smallest things can hurt the worst? I would have been a huge baby! By the way, love the pics! lol!
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