A few years ago, one of my best friend's, Jann, overflowed our toilet. She doesnt have a blog - I can say that about her. It wasnt her fault actually - a toy had been flushed just a few days prior.
But...Mackenzie was really traumatized at that moment in time.
She would always worry about flushing the toilet.
So - I have spent a few years flushing after my children. {Of course, Chase and Macy aren't going to do it if she isnt doing it}
Well, a few weeks ago I started noticing a lot of toilet paper in the trash cans through out the house. I didnt really think way too much of it. My kids TP the house quite often then pick up after themselves.
So - today.
I was cleaning the guest bathroom upstairs.
I find poopy toilet paper. In the trash can. In the bath tub. Under the sink. In two different locations.
Mackenzie is now so mortified of flushing poop and poopy toilet paper down the potty - she is hiding it all around the house! Lovely!
She is going to kill me for this in 10 years.
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I am so glad to know that I am not the only person that has poop stories to tell. If I had started my blog about a year ago, I am pretty sure that every week there would have been a post about poop. The best one is when Parker brought me a poop nugget from his diaper and told me that he had also given one to Peyton and she ATE it. OMG!!! I almost died. I don't think she really ate it, because of course I had to smell in her mouth, and there was no poop residue on her teeth. Anyway...your story cracked me up, although I know you aren't laughing about it. Just know that you aren't the only one that has had poop all over their house! :)
Eeeek! I'm getting nervous about the potty training, and this doesn't help!! So, Macy can dip her head in the toilet, but it freaks her out to flush it?? :)
WE went thru the same thing when my little guy was a toddler...too funny. And um, smelly!
Oh my!!! That made me laugh so hard. Sorry. I know you aren't laughing, but it's funny. She just needs to live in Brazil. They don't flush their toilet paper. They throw it away. Or, at least, our foreign exchange students from there didn't flush. I HATED gathering the trash when they lived with us!!! Good luck finding all of the poopy paper.
JB
Ooh, I think that might be worse than what I just blogged about!!
Did you just blog about #2???
I've blogged about a LOT of things - but you win....
Hey! Please read my blog and give me tips on the whole potty training thing. You should be proud that I am really blogging now! Thanks to you!
That is hilarious!!! So funny!
Thanks for the comment, it was so crazy b/c I was thinking of you yesterday telling myself I needed to ask you about PPP and then I get on and see your comment. lol
When you get a chance, email me, I have some ?'s...
Have a good week!
Oh, meant to tell you too. Check out my blog! You've been mentioned:)
eeewwww! Your friend needs to visit again and have a little chat w/your daughter about how it is ok to flush....
Why didn't they tell us mothers that poop would be the new way of life at the first OB appointments?
Oh my gosh that is so funny! I can't imagine finding those all over the house.
So funny! I hope you found all of it!
Ew. Motherhood comes with so many "ew"s.
We all have poop stories. In 10 years if she's mortified by this post, I'll share with her a story only Craig knows.
BTW - When you get a chance - could I get a makeover? I want something more cheery and bright.
LOVE YOU!
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